Most Underrated Article of Clothing in Your Closet

If this item isn’t in your closet yet then you sir have the answer right there as to why you struggle daily in conversing with women. Amongst your bountiful collection of pastel shirts and hand-me down flannels should be this underrated underdog hero of all buttoned clothing…. the cardigan. There is not a moment in existence dating back even to the swag monster himself littlefoot of The Land Before Time where a cardigan has been worn and not been complimented. A cardigan is more versatile than pablo sanchez in backyard baseball, football, soccer, hockey, and whatever other sport that potbellied thoroughbred athlete is playing. You can dress it up with a tie, wear it with a t shirt, or even a button down for when you head down to main street with your roommate's brother’s best friend’s old fake ID. You get a little hot you simply roll up the sleeves to air out the wrists instantly bringing your body temperature back down to a satisfactory crisp level eliminating the beads of sweat that were forming on your forehead. The cardigan is full proof and as we get into the peak of the winter it’ll be perfect for those nights when a button down just isn’t enough to keep that beach bod you’ve been sculpting warm. At this point you’re really your own worst enemy in this case if you’re not rockin’ a cardigan. For those of you who are fashion illiterate and are wondering “Hey, a cardigan sounds great but where do I buy one?”, you are in luck because this clearly is my specialty. On the cheap end hit up H&M.com a european company (Aren’t girls always dreaming of that stylish european man) that now ships to the U.S. For those of you not ballin’ on a budget try out Nordstrom or even Urban Outfitters if you want to fight off the bow tied typewriter using hipsters that work there trying to convince you to buy a record player. That’s about all I have for you it’s up for you to decide now if you’re happy being a Luigi or take my advice and become a Mario and fuck the princess.